Sometimes I run

Ello there mate.

Do you want a cup of tea?

Or would you like some fish curry?

Or even some unagi sushi ey?

NO BI*** I WANT BURGER.

How about a taco?

Do you have that fattening nasi lemak?

Or cheese and crackers?

Damn I'm bored.

I know you're bored too.

Because you're here.

reading this shitty blog.

Okay mind my foul language.

Well I got a new phone.

Like, finally.

If you want my number, ask me on Facebook.

Okay it's not really a new phone.

It's a hand-me-down.

Lame.

All those teenagers with their iPhone 4s-ses,

And I'm stuck with..

A Nokia.

Well it IS a nice phone.

It's Nokia N97.

My father won it in one of his golfing matches.

WHY DIDN'T HE WIN THE WHITE ONE?

Damn the white one is gorgeous.

Oh well I'm going to buy a casing for it.

Preferably white in colour.

Next week I'm going out with Abby.

We're going to watch Puss in Boots 3D.

Damn excited.

Oh and I got new shoes.

They're from Forever 21.

I know you jelly right now.

This is Abby.

And she just got trolled.

I have been exercising this holiday.

And I might say, I'm loving it.

My girlfriends-boyfriends-mother said that I lost a lot of weight.

Which I did.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

I GOT SWAGG.